Video - Lilo Has a New Toy

[andstitch]

"Whoa! This is so cool!"

[The kid has the screen right up to her eye then pulls it back to a more normal distance.]

"I could film all sorts of cool things with this! Like space mummy vampires from Mars! But first I'm gonna need some actors. Oh! I wonder if this thing can call Jumba! Then he can make me all sorts of new actors!"

[Someone was bouncing like she'd had too much sugar.]

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[3wingedangel]

“You feel you know what’s better for you than the adults?”

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[andstitch]

"Of course. Don't you know what is better for you than I do?"

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[3wingedangel]

"... Heh." Why did children have to be so confounding? It was so difficult to know how to respond when they got like this.

"You barely know me," he said. "I'm quite sure your sister knows you very well."

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[andstitch]

"I know what's best for me, cause I am me. So she can't know me better than I know me. Therefore I know me best!" Indisputable logic, clearly.

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[3wingedangel]

"... Well, there is a certain logic to that," he had to admit. "But some things people only seem to learn as they get older, such as why certain foods are healthy or why it's good to take baths."

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[andstitch]

"Stitch hates baths. Are you gonna make him take baths?"

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[3wingedangel]

"Stitch is your responsibility," Sephiroth replied. "If anyone gives him a bath, it should be you."

He really had no intention of doing it.

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[andstitch]

Awwww man.

"But it would be fun if you do it."

Fun for her.

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[3wingedangel]

“Heh.

“How so?”

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[andstitch]

"Cause I don't think you'd fit through the doggy door."

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[3wingedangel]

That earned her a flat look. “You think it would be funny if I got stuck?”

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[andstitch]

"Uh huh," she said with a grin. "I'll have my camera ready and everything!"

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[3wingedangel]

He flicked a wing. "I would not be foolish enough to try to enter a home through a pet door. If the door was locked, I would teleport in. However, if I did get stuck in something like that, it's highly unlikely I wouldn't get seriously hurt. In such close quarters, all of my wings might be broken. Would you still find it so funny then?"

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[andstitch]

"You'd get stuck before you'd get hurt," she assured him. "Besides you'd be going out not in... if you're chasing him when he runs away from the tub."

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[3wingedangel]

"I would just teleport and head him off," Sephiroth replied. "Going through that small door would be idiotic."

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[andstitch]

"Okay, but I am still going to watch!"

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[3wingedangel]

“I still don’t intend to give him a bath.”

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[andstitch]

"Awwwwwwww. What if I give you money? Adults like money, right?"

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[3wingedangel]

"Do you even have any money?" Not that he would agree to it for money, but he was just curious. Perhaps suspicious.

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[andstitch]

She dug in her pocket. "A nickel, a penny, a paperclip, a button, and two spider legs."

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[3wingedangel]

"... ?! ... What happened to the rest of the spider?"

And why did she have spider legs in her pocket?

Did he really want to know the answer to either of those questions?

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[andstitch]

"Dunno. I just found the legs. I think Stitch ate the rest, maybe."

CW: Mention of throw-up

[3wingedangel]

… It was good he wasn’t prone to getting sick.

“… Why keep the legs?”

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[andstitch]

"They looked cool. I wanna put them in my room."

[3wingedangel]

How utterly disgusting.

“Does Stitch often eat arachnids?”